S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenGraphic Artist Fired After Making Death Metal Band’s Logo Legible For Album CoverTOPEKA, KANSAS — Local graphic artist Samantha Trouppe, who specializes in album covers and band logos, was recently fired for designing a…Oct 4Oct 4
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenWoman Hit On By Cybertruck Owner Shocked He’s Not DivorcedPHOENIX, AZ — Local resident Renee Yunkin was surprised to discover that the Cybertruck owner hitting on her in the parking lot of Whole…Oct 1Oct 1
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenTexas Makes “Fuck You” Official State MottoAUSTIN — Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced today that the state is changing its motto from “Friendship” to “Fuck you,” pathologically…Sep 182Sep 182
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenRaw Milk Influencer Also Diarrhea InfluencerDALLAS, TX — Raw milk influencer Ryan Yorkel, founder of Make America Diarrhea Again (MADA), recently came forward as a diarrhea…Aug 24Aug 24
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenCannibal Corpse Fans Disgusted By New Song About Kicking A DogMADISON, WI — Fans of long-running death metal band Cannibal Corpse are outraged at the band’s new song, “That Mutt Had It Coming,” whose…Aug 14Aug 14
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenCriterion To Release Zapruder Film In 4K Ultra HDNEW YORK, NY — Home-video distribution company The Criterion Collection is set to release the infamous film of the JFK assassination in…Aug 81Aug 81
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenCulture War Veteran Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Flashback About Stumbling Into Pride Parade That…MILWAUKEE, WI — Last Thursday, culture war veteran and American flag clothing enthusiast Gene Tremba woke up covered in cold sweat and…Aug 5Aug 5
S.L. NeechskiinThe HavenTool Baffles Fans With New Song In 4/4 Time And With Clear Lyrical MessageLOS ANGELES — Earlier this week, Tool perplexed its fans by releasing a new song, “Square Peg” in a common time signature and with…Aug 12Aug 12
